The Rugrat Virus

Want to get sick every couple weeks? Boy, do I have a tip for you!

Have some kids.

They are like balloons full of disease, if balloons liked to lick playground equipment, stick fingers up theirs (or anyones) noses, eat dirt, and then explode with sneezes full of egg-sized lumps of FTL snot.

I really don’t understand why there isn’t a quarantine program for children.

Just saying.

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